Moustache P manages to hit up an airport McDonalds before opening thinking that the early bird get the burger. For some reason the song and dance routine did not entice them in turning on the burners. I understand how he feels, I tried the same thing at Nobu and got tazed. Being pantsless and stabbing the Maitre Dee in the hand with a screwdriver didn’t help my case either. What does a black man have to do to get some California rolls?