Its a tough time out there and you gotta optimize your space and double your dollars. Some folks sell weed at work. I give Botox injections in the back of an ice cream truck. This guy seems to have his business acumen locked down as he packs everything i’ve ever loved into a filthy shack. Chicken, Dinosaurs, footrubs, barbecue sauce. It almost looks worth the eventual salmonela poisoning.
With so many open minutes of instrumental left at the end of a classic song, its inevitable that people start hopping on the end of “Kinda Like a Big Deal” With their own unofficial remixes. The Texas Tornado Bun B hops on it with a verse but don’t expect this to be the last remix that you hear.
Bacon makes everything taste better. Its a realization that i had while getting drunk to forget all of the bad Swine Flu jokes i’ve heard over the past few days. Stricken by this realization and the circumstances, it seemed like a no brainer to have a little swine in my wine. Seems like someone had the same pork tinged idea as I found Bakon Vodka, the bacon flavored vodka for the man who likes to drink his breakfast. Bacon flavored vodka and eggs? yes please!
Some people blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-Alcohol, i blame it for making me smell like the grease trap at Wendy’s
The Clipse are performing at Webster Hall on May 11th and the Fader magazine is giving away 2 tickets at random to one lucky person who emails them with their full name. Hit em up at contests@thefader.com Good Luck. I would say “see you there” but i’m only allowed within 50 feet of them due to this damn restraining order.
We were warned of this before but Pusha formalizes the existence of the Killa Cam x Clipse Collab (Try and say that five times fast!)
Summer is coming, hell its practically here. That means weekend trips, Conjugal visits and armed robberies. What better to hold your clothes and crobar in than the Play Cloths Dirty Duffle. As over the next couple of weeks i’ll be slowly leaking what we’re bringing for Summer kicking it off with this piece from our accessories collection. If you don’t pick up this bag up you’ll be an accessory, to murder, of your fashion! okay that joke went wrong somewhere, check the pictures after the jump before i embarrass myself further.
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I’m petitioning Toy r Us to set up new aisle classifications for people such as myself. They already have aisles for bikes, dolls, games etc. but we need one more destination designation “things to buy when you hate your children”. These Gangsta Babies would fit snugly on the shelf in between candy coated rat poison and Fisher Price “My first crackpipe”. Unless your 5 year old is advanced enough to understand the nuances of irony, purchase of these dolls should count as child abuse. Check out the description on the website:
Babies be trippin’, man! They’re not old enough to talk yet, and they still dress better than you do! This 10-inch hoodlers are A-Listing in the playground. Rockin’ fab-tastic clothing and so much baby bling that other rug rats can only catch their vapors. Pookie’s a green-eyed baller. But don’t make him cranky…ya wouldn’t like him when he’s cranky. Featuring a thermal shirt, t-shirt, dew rag, ring, and pimped out pacifier necklace.
Bet the guy that wrote that put his thinking cap on backwards and some sag in his Dockers before he banged out that literary masterpiece.
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We all have to work right? Some of us have back breaking manual labor jobs and some of us lay in bed all day and post meaningless clips on the internet. After watching this industrial safety training film, i’m glad i have a job where actually waking up in the morning is considered a strenuous activity and paper cuts make me eligible for workers comp.
Honestly its like a horror flick. This is like watching Special Olympic Medal winners trying out for a SAW sequel.
Television rots your brain, and that’s the best thing about it. I think smoking down one crack rock with a 40 chaser is the equivalent of watching 12 hours of For The Love of Ray J, check your science book. So when Philips drops this its super wide screen television, the Carousel, gray matter will be melting into paste. To prove this Phillips has released a trailer to show of the effects of its new idiot box filmed in 21:9 aspect ratio and full of cop killing clowns. When the clowns win, America loses.
Check out the full trailer here
