Who else saw Transformers 2? Don’t worry, we made the same mistake. We should have known after the first one, but you know how the saying goes, “Fool me us once shame on you, fool us twice and we’re going to bust your head open with a lead pipe.” Anyways, for those who haven’t seen it, here’s a one minute synopsis of the movie so you don’t even have to roll out to theaters to see it.

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If you didn’t read “Where the wild things are” as a toddler, the education system failed you. Movie versions of childhood favorites usually only fare well with pedophiles who like to post up outside of theaters trying to usher juvenile patrons into their inconspicuous white vans, but this Spike Jones adaptation of the childrens book should draw more adults than children. Or adults using their children as an excuse to watch the movie.

Not really one for posting the latest fare in cinema, but this one couldn’t be ignored as every black person who has ever been in front of a camera has been cast in this one (including a tour de force performance from “Road to “Til’ the Casket Drops” interlude Alum, Lauren London). The end result looks like the out come of Guy Ritchie reaching for an NAACP award.

Some people can’t leave well enough alone. In the quest for worst idea ever, someone decided that the world needed another Street Fighter Movie. This time starring the girl from Smallville and the big guy from Green Mile. If Jean Claude Van Damme were dead, he would be turning over in his grave. Actually hes probably turning over someone elses grave right now looking for change. How the mighty have fallen.

Seems like every afterschool cartoon from the mid 80’s is getting the remake treatment, and while you might have to wait a while for that Rainbow Brite movie, some overzealous fans with a lot of time on their hands and more than likely no girlfriends have strung together a fake trailer for a Thundercats movie.

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As a fan pf the comics, i hated the entire X-Men movie series. Watching them was like getting a prostate exam from Captain Hook. This Wolverine movie on the other hand looks promising.
From the looks of the trainler the Movie might win the award for “The only Film Samuel L. Jackson is not in for 2009″ but who knows, i haven’t seen it, i might be wrong.

The Trailer for “Notorious”, THe Biggie Bio-pic has made it to the theaters and its not the Lifetime movie of the week that we first expected it to be.

Im actually expecting Oscar nods in the category of “Best film depicting overweight African Americans”. Unless “Big Mama’s House 3″ Comes out, then its a wrap for everyone.

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We recently posted about Banksy’s Village Pet Store and Charcol Grill but pictures did not do it justice. Thanks to the folks at Notcot We have a motion picture view into Banksy’s dementia.

If you live annoyingly hokey cowboy music and animatronics, this video will be like porn to you.

Well not really, the environment is in peril and we all must do our part, but someone thought recycling ideas from tv shows into movies was the next logical step.

Anyways this Heroes knockoff seems like it will be worth the Illegal download price at the theater.

Plus Dakota Fanning is in it. So its assured to be pure gold