With the last Jordan release bearing the Iconic number 23, The Jordan brand has stopped with the numbered naming convention and has moved to naming the shoes after the year of the release. In order to promote the new Jordan 2009, Nike releases this viral brainspam depicting a player “Hancock”ing it up on the basketball court.

Is it the shoes? no, its the CGI.

Burger King is banking that the smell of grilled meats really get this libido going this holiday season as they introduce “FLAME” the new BK bodyspray. According to the press release.

“The King is setting hearts ablaze for the holidays with his new scent of choice. FLAMEâ„¢, a new men’s body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat. A favorite of the King, FLAMEâ„¢ is available for purchase for a limited time at select Ricky’s retailers in-store or online.”

Admittedly if a chick sprayed some of this burger mist on her crotch fro it could probably keep me from running the streets for a bit.

As funny as this all sounds, check out the “Flame” Website which is equally as annoying Hilarious.

The concept of the Play Cloths brand involves the nostalgia of youth, and for some of us, our youth consisted of getting drunk off of malt liquor in the middle of the afternoon. Or at least that’s what this commercial implies.

St. Ides brought together the two things that people will love eternally, Hip Hop and getting drunk on the cheap, in a formula that hasn’t since been replicated, probably because its pretty much illegal to promote alcohol to an audience that mostly consists of minors but that’s beyond the point.

Any combination that spawned classic commercials like this and all of the other St. Ides hip hop celebrity commercials is almost worth the damaged brain cells

In Celebration of their 30 Year anniversary, Diesel decided to sanitize some pornography for safe workplace viewing. This spot doesn’t do much for the libido, but still its a crazy ass ad.