Hip-Hop’s favorite sketch comedy duo, It’s The Real reminisce over Kanye West.

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Lupe Fiasco gets the muppet treatment as he spits some bars for young Lebron, Black Mamba, and of course Santa.

In this day and age, hand skills are less important than the calibur of your weapon, but nothing is more satisfying than beating someone’s skull into a fine powder. Watching these guys attempts at aggression is the exact opposite of fighting, it makes you wonder what they were mad about. Maybe one of them stole the other guy’s tampons or used the last of his Garnier Fructis. Either way it makes you glad that they didn’t have guns because if they just shot each other we wouldn’t be subject to the comedy of this “Street Fight”.

This is gold for that spin kick alone.

Its a tough time out there and you gotta optimize your space and double your dollars. Some folks sell weed at work. I give Botox injections in the back of an ice cream truck. This guy seems to have his business acumen locked down as he packs everything i’ve ever loved into a filthy shack. Chicken, Dinosaurs, footrubs, barbecue sauce. It almost looks worth the eventual salmonela poisoning.

Im as graceful as a cat mixed with a gazelle raised by ninjas. So im letting you know, this dance is not Re-up gang approved.

Evolution of the Jordan brand has become a point of hood knowledge everywhere. Im pretty sure “Carmine VI” was one of the answers on my SAT and it was an algebra question, At least thats what i copied off the kid in front of me. Anyways Bun B goes up against my boy Joe La Puma from Complex magazine in a war of the Jordans, pitting their knowledge of the jumpman against each other in a test of wills.

We managed to escape from Vegas, home of fake tits and Rhinestoned shirts with rave reviews for the Summer and Fall seasons of Play Cloths. Getting caught up in the glitz of the strip i almost thought it was a good idea to get a tattoo commemorating my experience, and i was drunk which didn’t help matters any. So while im in the chair getting ready to get he likeness of speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi on my neck, the buzz of the needle sobered me up quick.

Here are some flicks of people who actually went through with making the worst decision of their lives.

oh yeah, the money for that tattoo is now probably paying for some stripper’s peducure. Stay classy Saphire.

More bad tats after the jump

75% percent of the internet users have probably seen this video, but i believe this girl needs international exposure. The kind you can only get from the PC crew.

The epicness of her failure notwithstanding, im petitioning for her becoming a Clipse backup dancer after her speedy recovery from that probable concussion.